Steampunk concept, happy pilot vintage with big glasses, posing, electronic console

“All I wanted was sharks.  With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.  And a glowy pool party to go with them, dangit!”

-Dr. Evil

It’s a little-known secret that the Radisson of Piscataway has one of the loveliest heated, indoor pools in New Jersey, or, indeed, just about anywhere.  It’s a really fun space, and so we’re going to be holding some pool parties!  

These pool parties are all-ages (this one’s a bit dark, though, so not the best for younglings).  Wear your favorite swim attire, and come in!  We promise that we have the kind of lasers which will make for a lovely nighttime show, not the kind which will slice everyone involved to ribbons.

We’re pretty sure, anyway.