“All I wanted was sharks. With frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads. And a glowy pool party to go with them, dangit!”
It’s a little-known secret that the Radisson of Piscataway has one of the loveliest heated, indoor pools in New Jersey, or, indeed, just about anywhere. It’s a really fun space, and so we’re going to be holding some pool parties!
These pool parties are all-ages (this one’s a bit dark, though, so not the best for younglings). Wear your favorite swim attire, and come in! We promise that we have the kind of lasers which will make for a lovely nighttime show, not the kind which will slice everyone involved to ribbons.
We’re pretty sure, anyway.