Foiled plans of Conspiracy Theory?

Evil Expo is not part of a vast, world-spanning conspiracy.I don’t think you should be an Auror, Harry,” said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. “The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They’re working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

This panel will delve into a variety of well known conspiracy theories and discuss with the audience what might actually have happened.  Are Bigfoot sightings nothing more than escaped rogaine test subjects?  Is the Illuminati real but simply bad at secrets?  How much of our strange world can be explained simply by looking at life through a filter that allows for everything to be an evil plot by parties unknown?

We would like to assure you that there are, in fact, no actual conspiracies, and this is entirely a fictional panel wherein we shall talk about all the funny, ridiculous, and in no way true ways one might invent or engage in conspiracies in writing, games, characterization, and other wholly fictional realms.  We’ll talk about some real-world conspiracy theories, but there’s a reasonable and natural explanation for all of them.

There is no government conspiracy.

There is no alien conspiracy

There is no flat earth conspiracy.

There is no robot conspiracy.

Everything is normal.

Everything is fine.

Go about your business.

Forget you even read this.

 

 

 

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