It’s difficult to get good help these days, but don’t worry. Evil HR is ready to assist you. They’ll make sure that your office is staffed by idiots and your vacation time is dictated by obscure formula derived from the Mayan calendar. They’ll find the most demonic fiends available and make sure they’re your project managers. Wait, did you think Evil HR was going to assist you in being MORE happy?
Catbert is not the only Evil HR manager out there. There are lots of them. This panel will discuss anecdotes of real and fantasy HR evils and how Villains and every day folks can get around the challenges such entities present.
It’s said that the first thing an enemy agent should do is subvert the HR department, because “HR” sounds innocuous, but being able to hire, fire, and dictate trainings and vacations can give you the key to any company, and this is such a plausible idea that you’ll never know if that’s a real saying or something we stole from Catbert.
Bring your own villainous HR questions and problems. This discussion is perfect for both the aspiring supervillain struggling to grow a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude, and the kind of Dark Lord whose armies are as numerous as one would expect if the author can’t count very well.
Warning: May contain humour.