Dark Lord Journal Book Signing

Join us at The Iron Garden as we premiere my new book, There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN: Diary of a Dark Lord. Join us for merriment, revels, and cocktails. I’ll be discussing the book and explaining important ideas, like how Unicorns taste and why Elves are...
A Villainous Guide To Surviving Con Crash

A Villainous Guide To Surviving Con Crash

What Is Con Crash, And Why Does It Happen? Con Crash is a “crash”, or what Alice Cooper might call a “come down”: a serious of physical and emotional symptoms caused by leaving the convention and going back to your so-called...

Zombie Apocalypse Entrepreneur

(This is a piece of short fiction from a novel I’m working on. (At least, I think this is fiction. It’s a journal about a day in the life of a businessperson in a post-Zombie-Apocalypse world.) 6 a.m.  Wake up screaming 6:15 a.m. Realize it’s...